woman repellant enterprises
 

This monumental enterprise was founded circa sometime in the fall semester of 1993 at Ambassador University, a fine institution located in Big Sandy, TX.  Some dear friends of mine named Jeremy Winters and Brian McBride were chilling out in the dorm and decided to invite some fine young ladies over to the dorm.  Little did they know that they were embark on an event that would change the lives of many.  Anyway, the fellas called the ladies, and within a few minutes, the girls arrived at the dorm.

Conversation was bliss and all that; however, something weird was happening.  The ladies suddenly looked at each other in apparent dismay, and out of nowhere told my dear friends that "uh..., we have to go now.  Something came up!!!"  Jeremy and Brian were like, "what in Hades' name is going on here??"  They were looking in attempt to locate the problem, and suddenly Brian smelled his feet.  From that point on, HISTORY HAD BEEN MADE, FOLKS!!!

I bet you are wondering, "what in the world can we take home from this??"  Well, I'm glad you asked, because I have no idea.  Besides, I still thought it was cool!!  But seriously, this serves as an example of men from all backgrounds, creeds, and walks of life coming together on a common
bond, where the bond here is that women ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO LOOK ON THE INSIDE OF A MAN'S HEART INSTEAD OF WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE!!!!!!!!!!

Today this ever-growing enterprise is now headed by Mark D. Erickson, a business executive from PawPaw, MI.  Mr. Erickson has displayed the repelling power that is indeed SECOND TO NONE. If you have any questions about Woman Repellant Enterprises or if you would like to become a member free of charge, email Mr. Erickson here.




 
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